From My Myspace Profile

Who I'd like to meet:
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
We would sit under the blossoming apple trees sipping lemonade. I would turn to him and say, "If this isn't nice, I don't know what is." Kurt would agree that yes, indeed, it was quite nice.

After a few minutes I would add "Isn't George W Bush a complete idiot?" and Kurt would agree wholeheartedly.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr. was one of my favorite writers. He died yesterday.

(Don't bother looking for me on Myspace. I have been there since October 2005 and I have 0 friends. Myspace is a lot like Mylife.)